This brands me a music nerd now and forevermore. If you couldn't guess before.
These pieces are mostly for those of you who can read music. But really, even if you can't, these are still pretty amusing. I mean, a piece that instructs the player to pick up small pepperoni? Insert peanuts? Add a bicycle? Release the penguins?
I would LOVE to hear some really, really brave and accomplished pianist crack their knuckles and give any of these a try. Or actually...a full-fledged band or orchestra. Someone's gotta cool the tympani with a fan, and it sure ain't gonna be the pianist, who will suffer certain carpal tunnel syndrome, ulnar tunnel syndrome, and spontaneous psoriatic arthritis upon attempting these pieces.
All compositions by John Stump, who gives P.D.Q. Bach a real run in the masters of absurd music dept.
Prelude and the Last Hope in C and C# Minor from the opera Marche de L'oie (March of the Ducks)
Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz (from "A Tribute to Zdenko G. Fibich")
String Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings in A Minor ("Motoring Accident")
Atushi Ojisama and Ijigen Waltz (from "A Tribute to Yamasaki Atushi")
Lament of the Introspective Turnbuckle (actually by Andrew Fielding, aka Bicuspo N. Behemouth.)